Our Menu - Be Delighted!

bruffins

breakfast sandwich on house bread with 1 over medium egg.
(combo adds side fruit & coffee / iced tea +4)

*new* Sharing

MUFFIN BOARD

weekends only / 3 of our fresh muffins (house choice),

fruit, spreads, butter / 17

WAFFLE BOARD

weekends only / 2 full waffles, fruit, drizzles, spreads, butters / 19

ORIGINAL

canadian bacon or turkey sausage, cheddar, tomato, onion / 6.0

SMOKED SALMON

premium smoked salmon, tomato, red onion, microgreens / 12.0

CRAB

sautéed jumbo lump blue crab, tomato, red onion, drizzle of hollandaise / 14.0

CALI

raw spinach, avo, tomato, onion / 8.0

add cheddar or feta (1.0)

*new* ROASTED TOMATO & RICOTTA

roasted tomato, avocado, red onion, ricotta / 10.0

hash

crispy potato skillet topped with over medium egg
combo fruit & coffee or tea +4

scrambles

3 scrambled eggs, side fruit, muffin or diced hash
*new* EASTERN SHORE

lump crab, roasted corn, diced tomato, green onion / 20.0

ORIGINAL

canadian bacon or turkey sausage, cheddar, tomato, onion / 10.0

CALI

sauteed mushroom, tomato, spinach, red onion, garlic, topped with avo / 11.0

CRAB

old bay sautéed jumbo lump blue crab, drizzle of hollandaise, fresh green onion, micro-greens / 17.0

CHORIZO

Azar Farms chorizo, house black beans, cheddar, topped with avo, salsa, diced jalapeño, sour cream, / 12.0

SMOKED DUCK

Culver Farms smoked duck breast, sliced, tossed with duck gravy, topped with green onion, diced tomato, house pickled onions, duck-fat fried egg / 15.0

MEXI

jalapeño, cheddar, black beans, topped with avo, salsa, sour cream / 12.0

ADD vegan or Azar Farms chorizo (2.0)

CALI

spinach, tomato, onion, mushrooms, garlic, topped with avo / 12.0 add cheddar or feta (1.0)

CORNED BEEF

house made NY corned beef, red onion / 14.0

LOX, ONIONS, EGGS

sautéed red onion, premium smoked salmon / 15.0

PORK BELLY

house roasted pork belly, sautéed onions & micro-greens, house spicy bbq / 14.0

*new* ULTIMATE

crispy hash potatoes, tomato, onion, mushrooms, cheddar canadian / 13.0

YES WE KNOW THE MUFFIN (WO)MAN

no substitutions - no refunds - modifications discouraged please

Consuming raw or under cooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness

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bowls

benedicts

2 over easy eggs, house hollandaise, over house bread (or hash +2) with side of fruit
ORIGINAL GRITS BOWL

2 over medium eggs, canadian bacon, roasted tomato, green onion, over house grits / 9

SWEET GRITS BOWL

house corn grits with butter, local honey, fruit / 6

PROTIEN GRAIN BOWL

sauteed spinach & tomato over grains, over medium egg, sliced avo, micros / 11.0

add one canadian bacon, turkey sausage or vegan chorizo (+1)

CRAB & GRAIN BOWL

jumbo lump blue crab atop grains & sauteed spinach & onions, fresh tomato, drizzled with herb vinaigrette / 20.0

DUCK & GRAIN BOWL

sliced Culver Farms duck breast, atop grains & sauteed veggies, topped with house pickled onions / 19.0

CLASSIC

turkey sausage or canadian bacon, tomato, red onion, topped with green onion / 12.0

CRAB

sautéed Old Bay jumbo lump blue crab, tomato, green onion, micro-greens / 20.0

CALI

fresh tomato, spinach, mushrooms, red onion, topped with sliced avo / 14.0

SMOKED SALMON

premium NY smoked salmon, tomato, red onion, fresh herbs, house seasoning / 16.0

toasts

on house baked bread - combo fruit & coffee or tea +4
HOUSE AVO

whole fresh sliced avo, fresh spinach, fresh tomato, red onion, crumbled feta, fresh lemon juice, microgreens, sea salt, cracked black pepper / 11.0

traditional option / 9.0

CORNED BEEF

house NY corned beef, red onion /16.5

PORK BELLY

premium house roasted pork belly, house pickled onion, fresh green onion, micro-greens, diced tomato / 15.0

simple fare

SMOKED SALMON AVO

whole fresh sliced avo, NY premium smoked salmon, cream cheese, tomato, red onion, house special seasoning / 13.0

LUMP BLUE CRAB AVO

warmed & seasoned jumbo lump blue crab, fresh whole sliced avo, tomato, green onions, drizzle house hollandaise, micro-greens / 19.0

SPINACH RICOTTA AVO

2 over medium eggs, sautéed spinach over whole milk ricotta, topped with half sliced fresh avo, balsamic reduction / 9.0

RICOTTA BERRY HONEY

whole milk ricotta, drizzled local honey, fresh berries, balsamic reduction drizzle / 9.0

WAFFLES

fluffy malt waffle, plain or ask abut todays special / 5

DELUXE

eggs your way, canadian bacon or turkey sausage, fresh fruit, your choice of muffin single 8.0 / double 11.0 / triple / 14.0

SIMPLE START

one egg, half sliced avo seasoned with fresh lemon juice & sea salt, side of fruit, toasted muffinwitch / 7.0

OVERNIGHT OATS

soaked in almond milk, check for today's flavors, SERVED COLD / 5.0

YOGURT PARFAIT

whole milk greek yogurt, ask for today's flavors SM 4.0 / LG 6.0

PEANUT BUTTER CHAI

crunchy peanut butter, organic house preserves, local honey, chia seeds / 6.0

MUFFIN, FRUIT, JUICE

small juice or hot coffee, small fresh fruit, your choice of muffin, upgrade to latte available / 9.0

WE'RE NOT ASHAMED OF OUR MUFFIN TOPS

no substitutions - no refunds - modifications discouraged please Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness

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*new* sandwiches

on new crusty baguette- add an egg (+1) - add avo (+2) - includes side of the day
UCM CLUB

pork belly, crab, pimento, lettuce, tomato, avo, onion, / 23.0

MARYLAND CRAB

Old Bay sauteed jumbo lump blue crab, greens, tomato, red onion, a little lemon aioli, hollandaise drizzle, house side / 19.0

PBLT

house pork belly, lettuce, tomato, house aioli / 12.0

CORNED BEEF

Corned Beef house made NY corned beef piled high with deli mustard, house side / 14.0

ROASTED TOMATO

roasted tomato, ricotta, red onion, avocado, greens, balsamic reduction

vegan specials

HERBIVORE HASH

sauteed vegan chorizo, onions, tomato, spinach, vegan cheese over crispy pototoes / 13.0

VEGAN SCRAMBLES

3 JUST eggs, your choice of 4 below veggies, includes fruit, hash, or muffin / 12.5

add vegan chorizo (+2)

(mexi & cali options avail)

VEGAN BRUFFIN

JUST egg, tomato, onion, spinach on house muffinwitch / 7.0 -

add vegan chorizo (+1)

VEGAN GRITS BOWL

sweet: corn grits, vegan butter, honey, fruit / 6

savory: JUST egg, vegan chorizo, vegan cheese, tomato, green onion / 9

SLOPPY JOE

house made vegan bbq sloppy joe, side of diced hash / 12.0

VEGAN CHICKEN SALAD

vegan chicken, flavor of the week, as sandwich or platter with side of the day / 14

VEGAN FUN MEAL

8 plant based "chicken" nuggets, eggplant fries, choice marinara, bbq, or ketchup

dip / 12

sub hash for eggplant fries

salads

SUPER SALAD

artisan greens, fresh tomato, red onion, seasonal berries, feta,hard boiled egg, house honey balsamic / 11.0

CRAB

cold fresh blue crab, hard boiled egg, over greens, artisan tomato, onion / 22.0

SMOKED SALMON

over greens with red onion, tomato, avocado with hard boiled egg / 14.0

GRAINS & GREENS

cold grains tossed with greens and seasonal veggies, green goddess dressing

VEGAN CHICKPEA SALAD

house chickpeas, mayo, onion, celery, sandwich or platter / 11.0

sides

HASH & GRAVY

house crispy hash topped with house brown gravy

EGGS ALONE

each 2.0 / vegan each 3.0

MEATS

turkey sausage (2) 3.0 / canadian bacon (2) 3.0 / pork belly (1) 3.0

FRUIT

small 3.5 / large 6.5

HASH

side diced hash / 3.0

BE PART OF THE MUFFIN (R)EVOLUTION

no substitutions - no refunds - modifications discouraged please Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness

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coffee / espresso

proprietary roast from
Ethos Roasters
  • HOUSE DRIP / 2.1

  • HOUSE COLD BREW / 3.8

  • COCONUT COLD BREW / 4.6

  • FRENCH PRESS 2.9 / 4.3

  • POUR OVER / 4.0

  • ESPRESSO 2.0 / 3 .0

  • CAPPUCINO / 4.3

  • LATTE / 4.2

  • *NEW* DALGONA COFFEE / 4.0

  • SPARKL ING AMERICANO / 3.5

  • AMERICANO / 3.5

  • MACCHIATO / 3.0

the reds

red rooibos "espresso"
  • RED ESPRESSO / 2.5

  • RED LATTE / 4.8

  • HONEY RED / 4.9

  • RED BERRY ICED / 4.8

  • SPARKL ING RED / 4.7

  • RED AMERICANO / 4.7

  • RED APPLE / 4.8

frozen

5.25
  • ESPRESSO

  • MOCHA

  • SALTED CARAMEL

  • VANILLA

  • MATCHA

  • STRAWBERRY LEMONADE

  • PEACH

  • RASPBERRY

  • STRAWBERRIES & CREAM

  • PEACHES & CREAM

  • STRAWBERRIES MATCHA

latte

all with 3 shots sub almond (.25), cashew, coconut, oat(1.0)
  • UCM HOUSE LATTE / 4.5

with notes of molasses & brown sugar

  • SPANISH / 4.6

sweet & rich​

  • LOCAL HONEY / 4.5

bee friends farm honey

  • SASSY BEAR / 4.7

​honey, vanilla, cinnamon

  • COCOA ALMOND / 4.9

​like nutella but better

  • PEANUT BUTTER /4.7

yes, it tastes like peanut butter

  • CARAMEL CINNAMON / 4.7

  • VANILLA CINNAMON / 4.7

  • CARAMEL CREAM / 4.7

  • MOCHA / 4.5

  • CINNAMON / 4.5

  • VANILLA / 4.5

cocktails

mimosas

NATALIES TRADITIONAL

HOUSE STRAWBERRY

WHAT A PEACH

RAZZLEBERRY BUBBLY

APPLE CIDER

SWEET TEA

PINK GRAPEFRUIT

HOUSE HIBISCUS

shandys

7.0

TRADITIONAL

BLONDE BUZZY

ORANGEADE

SASSY RED

SOUR LIME

GRAPEFRUIT

GUAVA

beers

5.0

INTUITION I10 IPA

GUINESS DRAUGHT STOUT

VETERANS UNITED BUZZIN BEE

VETERANS UNITED RAGING BLONDE

COLLECTIVE ARTS GUAVA GOOSE

COLLECTIVE ARTS IN THE CLOUDS

KROMBACHER PILSNER

specialty cocktails

7.0

BLACK VELVET (GUINNESS & COLD BREW)

DOUBLE BERRY CLAW

FRUITY FROZEN

HOUSE RED SANGRIA

tea & not coffee

  • YUM CHA HOT TEAS / 2.5

  • FLAVORED ICED / 3.3

  • BLACK BREWED ICED / 2.1

  • LONDON FOG / 4.9

  • HOUSE CHAI LATTE / 4.5

  • HOT MATCHA / 4.2

  • APPLE CIDER / 3.3

  • LEMONADE OR LIMEADE / 2.0

  • BUTTERFLY LEMONADE / 2.7

  • STRAWBERRY LEMONADE / 2.8

  • PEACH LEMONADE / 2.8

  • HOUSE SODAS / 2.3

  • ORANGE OR APPLE JUICE 2.7 / 3 .7

  • BOTTLED WATER / 1.0

  • PELEGRINO BOTTLE / 2.8

sparklers

PROSECCO 6.0

SPARKLING RED 6.0

WHITE CLAW ( LIME & RASPBERRY) 5.0 

SERVING MUFFIN BUT LOVE

no substitutions - no refunds - modifications discouraged please Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness

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