Our Menu - Be Delighted!
bruffins
breakfast sandwich on house bread with 1 over medium egg.
(combo adds side fruit & coffee / iced tea +4)
NEW YEARS DAY
special! 2 eggs your way, thick cut ham,
collard greens, black eyed peas, muffin / 14.0
*new* Sharing
ORIGINAL
canadian bacon or turkey sausage, cheddar, tomato, onion / 6.0
MUFFIN BOARD
weekends only / 3 of our fresh muffins (house choice),
fruit, spreads, butter / 17
WAFFLE BOARD
weekends only / 2 full waffles, fruit, drizzles, spreads, butters / 19
SMOKED SALMON*
premium smoked salmon, tomato, red onion, microgreens / 12.0
CRAB
sautéed jumbo lump blue crab, tomato, red onion, drizzle of hollandaise / 14.0
CALI
raw spinach, avo, tomato, onion / 8.0
add cheddar or feta (1.0)
*new* ROASTED TOMATO & RICOTTA
roasted tomato, avocado, red onion, ricotta / 10.0
hash
crispy potato skillet topped with over medium egg
combo fruit & coffee or tea +4
scrambles
3 scrambled eggs, side fruit, muffin or diced hash
*new* EASTERN SHORE
lump crab, roasted corn, diced tomato, green onion / 20.0
ORIGINAL
canadian bacon or turkey sausage, cheddar, tomato, onion / 10.0
CALI
sauteed mushroom, tomato, spinach, red onion, garlic, topped with avo / 11.0
CRAB
old bay sautéed jumbo lump blue crab, drizzle of hollandaise, fresh green onion, micro-greens / 17.0
CHORIZO
Azar Farms chorizo, house black beans, cheddar, topped with avo, salsa, diced jalapeño, sour cream, / 12.0
SMOKED DUCK
Culver Farms smoked duck breast, sliced, tossed with duck gravy, topped with green onion, diced tomato, house pickled onions, duck-fat fried egg / 15.0
MEXI
jalapeño, cheddar, black beans, topped with avo, salsa, sour cream / 12.0
ADD vegan or Azar Farms chorizo (2.0)
CALI
spinach, tomato, onion, mushrooms, garlic, topped with avo / 12.0 add cheddar or feta (1.0)
CORNED BEEF
house made NY corned beef, red onion / 14.0
LOX, ONIONS, EGGS
sautéed red onion, premium smoked salmon / 15.0
PORK BELLY
house roasted pork belly, sautéed onions & micro-greens, house spicy bbq / 14.0
*new* ULTIMATE
crispy hash potatoes, tomato, onion, mushrooms, cheddar canadian / 13.0
YES WE KNOW THE MUFFIN (WO)MAN
no substitutions - no refunds - modifications discouraged please
*Consuming raw or under cooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness
muffinry
The Ugly Cupcake
The Ugly Cupcake
bowls
benedicts
2 over easy eggs, house hollandaise, over house bread (or hash +2) with side of fruit
ORIGINAL GRITS BOWL
2 over medium eggs, canadian bacon, roasted tomato, green onion, over house grits / 9
SWEET GRITS BOWL
house corn grits with butter, local honey, fruit / 6
PROTIEN GRAIN BOWL
sauteed spinach & tomato over grains, over medium egg, sliced avo, micros / 11.0
add one canadian bacon, turkey sausage or vegan chorizo (+1)
CRAB & GRAIN BOWL
jumbo lump blue crab atop grains & sauteed spinach & onions, fresh tomato, drizzled with herb vinaigrette / 20.0
DUCK & GRAIN BOWL
sliced Culver Farms duck breast, atop grains & sauteed veggies, topped with house pickled onions / 19.0
CLASSIC
turkey sausage or canadian bacon, tomato, red onion, topped with green onion / 12.0
CRAB
sautéed Old Bay jumbo lump blue crab, tomato, green onion, micro-greens / 20.0
CALI
fresh tomato, spinach, mushrooms, red onion, topped with sliced avo / 14.0
SMOKED SALMON*
premium NY smoked salmon, tomato, red onion, fresh herbs, house seasoning / 16.0
toasts
on house baked bread - combo fruit & coffee or tea +4
HOUSE AVO
whole fresh sliced avo, fresh spinach, fresh tomato, red onion, crumbled feta, fresh lemon juice, microgreens, sea salt, cracked black pepper / 11.0
traditional option / 9.0
CORNED BEEF
house NY corned beef, red onion /16.5
PORK BELLY
premium house roasted pork belly, house pickled onion, fresh green onion, micro-greens, diced tomato / 15.0
simple fare
SMOKED SALMON* AVO
whole fresh sliced avo, NY premium smoked salmon, cream cheese, tomato, red onion, house special seasoning / 13.0
LUMP BLUE CRAB AVO
warmed & seasoned jumbo lump blue crab, fresh whole sliced avo, tomato, green onions, drizzle house hollandaise, micro-greens / 19.0
SPINACH RICOTTA AVO
2 over medium eggs, sautéed spinach over whole milk ricotta, topped with half sliced fresh avo, balsamic reduction / 9.0
RICOTTA BERRY HONEY
whole milk ricotta, drizzled local honey, fresh berries, balsamic reduction drizzle / 9.0
WAFFLES
fluffy malt waffle, plain or ask abut todays special / 5
DELUXE
eggs your way, canadian bacon or turkey sausage, fresh fruit, your choice of muffin single 8.0 / double 11.0 / triple / 14.0
SIMPLE START
one egg, half sliced avo seasoned with fresh lemon juice & sea salt, side of fruit, toasted muffinwitch / 7.0
OVERNIGHT OATS
soaked in almond milk, check for today's flavors, SERVED COLD / 5.0
YOGURT PARFAIT
whole milk greek yogurt, ask for today's flavors SM 4.0 / LG 6.0
PEANUT BUTTER CHIA
crunchy peanut butter, organic house preserves, local honey, chia seeds / 6.0
MUFFIN, FRUIT, JUICE
small juice or hot coffee, small fresh fruit, your choice of muffin, upgrade to latte available / 9.0
WE'RE NOT ASHAMED OF OUR MUFFIN TOPS
no substitutions - no refunds - modifications discouraged please
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness
muffinry
The Ugly Cupcake
*new* sandwiches
on new crusty baguette- add an egg (+1) - add avo (+2) - includes side of the day
UCM CLUB
pork belly, crab, pimento, lettuce, tomato, avo, onion, / 23.0
MARYLAND CRAB
Old Bay sauteed jumbo lump blue crab, greens, tomato, red onion, a little lemon aioli, hollandaise drizzle, house side / 19.0
PBLT
house pork belly, lettuce, tomato, house aioli / 12.0
CORNED BEEF
Corned Beef house made NY corned beef piled high with deli mustard, house side / 14.0
ROASTED TOMATO
roasted tomato, ricotta, red onion, avocado, greens, balsamic reduction
vegan specials
HERBIVORE HASH
sauteed vegan chorizo, onions, tomato, spinach, vegan cheese over crispy pototoes / 13.0
VEGAN SCRAMBLES
3 JUST eggs, your choice of 4 below veggies, includes fruit, hash, or muffin / 12.5
add vegan chorizo (+2)
(mexi & cali options avail)
VEGAN BRUFFIN
JUST egg, tomato, onion, spinach on house muffinwitch / 7.0 -
add vegan chorizo (+1)
VEGAN GRITS BOWL
sweet: corn grits, vegan butter, honey, fruit / 6
savory: JUST egg, vegan chorizo, vegan cheese, tomato, green onion / 9
SLOPPY JOE
house made vegan bbq sloppy joe, side of diced hash / 12.0
VEGAN CHICKEN SALAD
vegan chicken, flavor of the week, as sandwich or platter with side of the day / 14
VEGAN FUN MEAL
8 plant based "chicken" nuggets, eggplant fries, choice marinara, bbq, or ketchup
dip / 12
sub hash for eggplant fries
salads
SUPER SALAD
artisan greens, fresh tomato, red onion, seasonal berries, feta,hard boiled egg, house honey balsamic / 11.0
CRAB
cold fresh blue crab, hard boiled egg, over greens, artisan tomato, onion / 22.0
SMOKED SALMON*
over greens with red onion, tomato, avocado with hard boiled egg / 14.0
GRAINS & GREENS
cold grains tossed with greens and seasonal veggies, green goddess dressing
VEGAN CHICKPEA SALAD
house chickpeas, mayo, onion, celery, sandwich or platter / 11.0
sides
HASH & GRAVY
house crispy hash topped with house brown gravy
EGGS ALONE
each 2.0 / vegan each 3.0
MEATS
turkey sausage (2) 3.0 / canadian bacon (2) 3.0 / pork belly (1) 3.0
FRUIT
small 3.5 / large 6.5
HASH
side diced hash / 3.0
BE PART OF THE MUFFIN (R)EVOLUTION
no substitutions - no refunds - modifications discouraged please
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness
muffinry
The Ugly Cupcake
coffee / espresso
proprietary roast from
Ethos Roasters
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HOUSE DRIP / 2.1
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HOUSE COLD BREW / 3.8
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COCONUT COLD BREW / 4.6
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FRENCH PRESS 2.9 / 4.3
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POUR OVER / 4.0
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ESPRESSO 2.0 / 3 .0
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CAPPUCINO / 4.3
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LATTE / 4.2
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*NEW* DALGONA COFFEE / 4.0
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SPARKL ING AMERICANO / 3.5
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AMERICANO / 3.5
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MACCHIATO / 3.0
the reds
red rooibos "espresso"
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RED ESPRESSO / 2.5
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RED LATTE / 4.8
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HONEY RED / 4.9
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RED BERRY ICED / 4.8
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SPARKL ING RED / 4.7
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RED AMERICANO / 4.7
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RED APPLE / 4.8
frozen
5.25
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ESPRESSO
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MOCHA
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SALTED CARAMEL
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VANILLA
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MATCHA
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STRAWBERRY LEMONADE
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PEACH
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RASPBERRY
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STRAWBERRIES & CREAM
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PEACHES & CREAM
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STRAWBERRIES MATCHA
latte
all with 3 shots sub almond (.25), cashew, coconut, oat(1.0)
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UCM HOUSE LATTE / 4.5
​with notes of molasses & brown sugar
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SPANISH / 4.6
sweet & rich​
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LOCAL HONEY / 4.5
bee friends farm honey
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SASSY BEAR / 4.7
​honey, vanilla, cinnamon
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COCOA ALMOND / 4.9
​like nutella but better
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PEANUT BUTTER /4.7
​yes, it tastes like peanut butter
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CARAMEL CINNAMON / 4.7
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VANILLA CINNAMON / 4.7
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CARAMEL CREAM / 4.7
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MOCHA / 4.5
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CINNAMON / 4.5
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VANILLA / 4.5
cocktails
mimosas
NATALIES TRADITIONAL
HOUSE STRAWBERRY
WHAT A PEACH
RAZZLEBERRY BUBBLY
APPLE CIDER
SWEET TEA
PINK GRAPEFRUIT
HOUSE HIBISCUS
shandys
7.0
TRADITIONAL
BLONDE BUZZY
ORANGEADE
SASSY RED
SOUR LIME
GRAPEFRUIT
GUAVA
beers
5.0
INTUITION I10 IPA
GUINESS DRAUGHT STOUT
VETERANS UNITED BUZZIN BEE
VETERANS UNITED RAGING BLONDE
COLLECTIVE ARTS GUAVA GOOSE
COLLECTIVE ARTS IN THE CLOUDS
KROMBACHER PILSNER
specialty cocktails
7.0
BLACK VELVET (GUINNESS & COLD BREW)
DOUBLE BERRY CLAW
FRUITY FROZEN
HOUSE RED SANGRIA
tea & not coffee
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YUM CHA HOT TEAS / 2.5
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FLAVORED ICED / 3.3
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BLACK BREWED ICED / 2.1
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LONDON FOG / 4.9
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HOUSE CHAI LATTE / 4.5
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HOT MATCHA / 4.2
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APPLE CIDER / 3.3
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LEMONADE OR LIMEADE / 2.0
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BUTTERFLY LEMONADE / 2.7
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STRAWBERRY LEMONADE / 2.8
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PEACH LEMONADE / 2.8
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HOUSE SODAS / 2.3
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ORANGE OR APPLE JUICE 2.7 / 3 .7
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BOTTLED WATER / 1.0
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PELEGRINO BOTTLE / 2.8
sparklers
PROSECCO 6.0
SPARKLING RED 6.0
WHITE CLAW ( LIME & RASPBERRY) 5.0
SERVING MUFFIN BUT LOVE
no substitutions - no refunds - modifications discouraged please Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness
muffinry